{"product_id":"actuaries-make-great-lovers-copy-unisex-heavy-blend™-crewneck-sweatshirt","title":"Actuaries Make Great Lovers   Copy - Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt","description":"Unapologetically Bold Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt actuaries who refuse to be boring. For the actuary who's tired of pretending their job description doesn't sound like a made-up word, this design is a love letter to the spreadsheet-wielding, probability-calculating heroes keeping the financial world from spontaneously combusting. Because yes, actuaries *do* make great lovers—great at calculating risk, that is. Bold, bright, and unapologetically proud of your weirdly specific superpower. Whether you're calling it a actuaries sweatshirt, math humor crewneck, or sweatshirt for actuaries, this one's earned its spot in your cart.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Red","offer_id":56040940470577,"sku":"13134282916972439208","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":56040940503345,"sku":"27613593570618708441","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":56040940536113,"sku":"29333662192658237944","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":56040940568881,"sku":"17852179405362897282","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Royal","offer_id":56040940601649,"sku":"25991374318655219252","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Red","offer_id":56040940634417,"sku":"28191043440739763442","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":56040940667185,"sku":"20900697772532371828","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":56040940699953,"sku":"30434770013472294524","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":56040940732721,"sku":"30750817380480474821","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Royal","offer_id":56040940765489,"sku":"32411862094192348167","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Red","offer_id":56040940798257,"sku":"17278815843671956322","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":56040940831025,"sku":"26257933833074131585","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":56040940863793,"sku":"28663377445618592979","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":56040940896561,"sku":"20330122952905247994","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Royal","offer_id":56040940929329,"sku":"31366390867262986620","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Red","offer_id":56040940962097,"sku":"33359732820489718858","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":56040940994865,"sku":"17067430408594377149","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":56040941027633,"sku":"33884663462634775794","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":56040941060401,"sku":"20803661078694690879","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Royal","offer_id":56040941093169,"sku":"35117019968686869712","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Red","offer_id":56040941125937,"sku":"23430971038530960847","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":56040941158705,"sku":"89742429647251268556","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":56040941191473,"sku":"60183782373483596817","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":56040941224241,"sku":"12414235606944098028","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Royal","offer_id":56040941257009,"sku":"19690496607717928537","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Red","offer_id":56040941289777,"sku":"18838023056534694104","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":56040941322545,"sku":"24199027002611369681","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":56040941355313,"sku":"23269973467837747191","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":56040941388081,"sku":"28229765080796996185","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Royal","offer_id":56040941420849,"sku":"19373116566555307394","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Red","offer_id":56040941453617,"sku":"19978188809954568012","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":56040941486385,"sku":"16881907009579751108","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":56040941519153,"sku":"33845081011806479639","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":56040941551921,"sku":"12852550630945049611","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Royal","offer_id":56040941584689,"sku":"29151764518279587977","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Red","offer_id":56040941617457,"sku":"16130231373757663914","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":56040941650225,"sku":"97779206545545392283","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":56040941682993,"sku":"78540441301745922797","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":56040941715761,"sku":"26634726364598581712","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Royal","offer_id":56040941748529,"sku":"30178445640134410802","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/everydayheroshop.com\/products\/actuaries-make-great-lovers-copy-unisex-heavy-blend%e2%84%a2-crewneck-sweatshirt","provider":"Everyday Hero Shop - Occupation-Themed Shirts \u0026 Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}