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Arrogantly Hilarious Unisex Heavy Cotton Tank Top actuaries who know they're the smartest person in the room. For the actuaries out there who've accepted their fate: yes, you're basically a regular person, except your brain operates at a different frequency and everyone knows it. This design is a cheeky nod to the actuarial superiority complex we all know and love — because let's face it, when you're calculating risk models and crushing complex equations for a living, "regular people" status is more of a starting point than a destination. Perfect for anyone who's ever had to explain their job at a party and watched everyone's eyes glaze over. File this one under actuary tank top, actuary humor tank, or tank top for actuaries -- basically required gear at this point.