Anthropologists Kick Ass! - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

Anthropologists Kick Ass! - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

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$21.99
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Anthropologists Kick Ass! - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

Anthropologists Kick Ass! - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

$21.99
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Savagely Sarcastic Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee for anthropologists who aren't afraid to call out pseudoscience. Anthropologists don't have time for that ancient-aliens nonsense. This design celebrates the eye-rolling frustration of watching documentaries confidently blame extraterrestrials for literally everything humans ever built, while actual scientists are just trying to explain how civilizations worked. Because apparently stone tools, engineering, and trade routes are less plausible than UFOs visiting Earth specifically to stack rocks. A sarcastic salute to everyone who's had to sit through one too many conspiracy theories at dinner parties. Search it as a anthropology t-shirt, scientific accuracy tee, pseudoscience debunking shirt, or t-shirt for anthropologists; either way, it's coming home with you.

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