{"product_id":"barcode-anesthesiologist-square-stickers","title":"Barcode Anesthesiologist - Square Stickers","description":"Delightfully Absurd Square Stickers for anesthesiologists who've accepted their barcode existence. Plot twist: you're not a person, you're inventory. This design pairs a crisp barcode scan with the bold declaration \"ANESTHESIOLOGIST\" — because let's face it, between the 6 AM intubations, the endless charting, and the thankless job of keeping people unconscious and alive, you've basically become hospital equipment. It's the kind of dark humor only someone who's sat behind a mask for 12 hours straight can truly appreciate. File this one under anesthesiologist sticker, medical humor stickers, or sticker for anesthesiologists -- basically required gear at this point.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":56086465511729,"sku":"27403457914508106088","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":56086465544497,"sku":"13232931372582848153","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":56086465577265,"sku":"20771156979238537109","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":56086465610033,"sku":"17164676731463559703","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/everydayheroshop.com\/products\/barcode-anesthesiologist-square-stickers","provider":"Everyday Hero Shop - Occupation-Themed Shirts \u0026 Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}