{"product_id":"barcode-appraiser-mouse-pad-rectangle","title":"Barcode Appraiser - Mouse Pad (Rectangle)","description":"Delightfully Cheeky Mouse Pad (Rectangle) for people who've mastered the art of doing absolutely nothing. A gloriously lazy barcode labeled 'APPRAISER' – because apparently your entire value as a human being can now be reduced to a scannable strip and a sarcastic attitude. Perfect for the appraiser who knows their net worth (spoiler: it involves coffee and spite) or literally anyone who's decided that productivity is overrated. It's the visual equivalent of a slow clap for people who've turned 'meh' into an art form. Whether you're calling it a barcode mouse pad, appraiser mousepad, or mouse pad for lazy people, procrastinators, minimalists, this one's earned its spot in your cart.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"9\" × 8\" \/ Rectangle","offer_id":56120124014897,"sku":"31367657877063910011","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/everydayheroshop.com\/products\/barcode-appraiser-mouse-pad-rectangle","provider":"Everyday Hero Shop - Occupation-Themed Shirts \u0026 Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}