{"product_id":"bartenders-are-the-bomb-mouse-pad-rectangle","title":"Bartenders Are The Bomb! - Mouse Pad (Rectangle)","description":"Chaotically Hilarious Mouse Pad (Rectangle) for bartenders with a dark sense of humor. Because nothing says 'I survived another Friday night shift' quite like declaring yourself a walking explosive device. This design captures the beautiful chaos of bartending life in one perfectly unhinged statement—equal parts threat, badge of honor, and cry for help. Perfect for the mixologist who's one order of a Long Island Iced Tea away from spontaneous combustion. Whether you're calling it a bartender mouse pad, bar humor mousepad, or mouse pad for bartenders, this one's earned its spot in your cart.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"9\" × 8\" \/ Rectangle","offer_id":56583694385457,"sku":"49137047673564331924","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1004\/9355\/8065\/files\/5369907734354814046_2048.jpg?v=1790955389","url":"https:\/\/everydayheroshop.com\/products\/bartenders-are-the-bomb-mouse-pad-rectangle","provider":"Everyday Hero Shop - Occupation-Themed Shirts \u0026 Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}