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Unapologetically Blunt Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt for biochemists who've stopped pretending to be modest about it. A sassy, zero-chill manifesto for the biochemist who's tired of false modesty and ready to own their brilliant weirdness. This design screams confidence with a comic-book-level shout-out wrapped in a jagged blue-and-black starburst—the kind of energy that says 'Yes, I solve molecular puzzles for a living, and yes, I'm amazing, deal with it.' Perfect for mugs, tees, and hoodies when you need to celebrate the people who literally make life happen at the molecular level with unhinged enthusiasm and absolutely zero apologies. Whether you're calling it a biochemist sweatshirt, biochemistry crewneck, or sweatshirt for biochemists, this one's earned its spot in your cart.
Biochemist...Because I Said So - Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt
$29.99