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Confidently Sarcastic Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt for biochemists, molecular biologists, and other lab nerds who refuse to apologize for being the smartest person in the room. A bold declaration of biochemist supremacy wrapped in dry academic swagger. This design is pure unapologetic brainpower flexing—perfect for the scientist who walks into a room and immediately becomes the de facto expert on literally anything involving molecules, reactions, or why everyone else's understanding of cellular biology is adorably quaint. It's not arrogance if the data backs it up. Whether you're calling it a biochemist sweatshirt, scientist crewneck, or sweatshirt for biochemists, scientists, lab professionals, this one's earned its spot in your cart.