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Chaotically Defensive Unisex Heavy Cotton Tank Top for biologists who've heard that joke one too many times. A comic-book-style explosion of pure professional vindication. This is what every biologist thinks when someone asks why they chose this job for the millionth time—and honestly, the tone says it all. Bold, unapologetic, and dripping with that special kind of sarcasm only someone in STEM can truly appreciate. Perfect for anyone who's tired of defending their life choices to people who think biology is just 'studying bugs.' File this one under biologist tank top, science humor tank, or tank top for biologists -- basically required gear at this point.
Biologist...Because I Said So - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tank Top
$21.99