{"product_id":"carpenter-because-i-said-so-infant-fine-jersey-bodysuit","title":"Carpenter...Because I Said So - Infant Fine Jersey Bodysuit","description":"Hilariously Unapologetic Infant Fine Jersey Bodysuit for carpenters who've made questionable life choices. A bold comic-book style explosion that perfectly captures the existential crisis of every carpenter who ever said 'yes' to a job. This design is peak self-aware trades humor—because sometimes the only explanation for why you picked this career is the work itself. Printed in crisp black with an electric blue starburst that practically jumps off the product, it's the kind of thing you'll want on a hoodie when you're covered in sawdust and contemplating your life decisions. Yes, it's a carpenter baby bodysuit, construction humor infant bodysuit, dad jokes onesie, or baby bodysuit for carpenters -- and yes, you need it.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Heather \/ NB (0-3M)","offer_id":56654088143153,"sku":"73950039274371766401","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ NB (0-3M)","offer_id":56654088175921,"sku":"32510693787978696840","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ NB (0-3M)","offer_id":56654088208689,"sku":"32022745647403982601","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ NB (0-3M)","offer_id":56654088241457,"sku":"27196036579988276952","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather \/ 12M","offer_id":56654088274225,"sku":"19218972158817115969","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 12M","offer_id":56654088306993,"sku":"62068962771854038815","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 12M","offer_id":56654088339761,"sku":"22916766934029422556","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 12M","offer_id":56654088372529,"sku":"32240837059776194804","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather \/ 24M","offer_id":56654088405297,"sku":"51614761447082710610","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 24M","offer_id":56654088438065,"sku":"30264622771376750160","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 24M","offer_id":56654088470833,"sku":"15665734348490196456","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 24M","offer_id":56654088503601,"sku":"17983056832480618430","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1004\/9355\/8065\/files\/17594903011180618860_2048.jpg?v=1791310225","url":"https:\/\/everydayheroshop.com\/products\/carpenter-because-i-said-so-infant-fine-jersey-bodysuit","provider":"Everyday Hero Shop - Occupation-Themed Shirts \u0026 Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}