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Hilariously Hydrated Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt for bartenders who take their H2O game seriously. A bartender's manifesto: conserve water, shower with a bartender. Because if anyone knows how to maximize efficiency while handling liquids, it's the person mixing three cocktails simultaneously in a crowded bar. This design celebrates the noble art of multitasking under pressure—and the slightly deranged pride bartenders take in optimizing literally everything, including their personal hygiene. Perfect for someone who's spent 8 hours speed-pouring and wants everyone to know they take water conservation (and terrible puns) very seriously. File this one under bartender hoodie, shower humor hooded sweatshirt, water conservation pullover hoodie, or hoodie for bartenders -- basically required gear at this point.
Conserve Water .. Shower With a Bartender - Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt
$34.99