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Bluntly Honest Men's Lightweight Fashion Tee for people whose sleep schedule is a beautiful disaster. Three simple words that hit harder than a 3am existential crisis: Eat. Sleep. Archive. Except let's be real—the "sleep" part is more aspirational than actual. This design is for anyone who's ever convinced themselves that seven hours of interrupted sleep counts as a full night, or that coffee is basically a food group. It's brutally honest about the human condition, with a retro video-game aesthetic that makes burnout look almost nostalgic. Whether you're calling it a sleep deprivation t-shirt, insomnia tee, tired jokes shirt, or t-shirt for sleep-deprived people, this one's earned its spot in your cart.