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Delightfully Unhinged Unisex Heavy Cotton Tank Top for cardiologists who've made peace with their life choices. Three simple words that perfectly capture the cardiologist's eternal internal monologue: eat, sleep, and cardiology—repeat infinitely. This design is for anyone who's realized their entire personality has been colonized by their job, their hobbies have dissolved into reading case studies at 2am, and they genuinely can't remember the last time they did anything that didn't involve thinking about hearts. It's a brutally honest love letter to professional identity spiraling, served with a side of dark humor and zero regret. File this one under cardiology tank top, cardiologist humor tank, or tank top for cardiologists -- basically required gear at this point.
Eat. Sleep. Cardiology - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tank Top
$21.99