Eat. Sleep. Risk Analysis - Infant Fine Jersey Bodysuit
$17.99
Delightfully Unhinged Infant Fine Jersey Bodysuit for overthinkers who've made peace with insomnia. Three words that perfectly sum up the existential loop of anyone who's ever had to make an important decision at 3 AM: eat, sleep, risk analysis—except you're definitely skipping step two. This design is for the gloriously unhinged overthinkers, productivity freaks, and data-obsessed humans who've decided sleep is just wasted anxiety-spiraling time. It's honest, it's chaotic, and it absolutely *gets it*. Yes, it's a eat sleep risk baby bodysuit, insomnia humor infant bodysuit, dark humor onesie, or baby bodysuit for sleep-deprived professionals -- and yes, you need it.
