Eat. Sleep. Risk Analysis - Toddler Short Sleeve Tee
$17.99
Delightfully Unhinged Toddler Short Sleeve Tee for overthinkers who've made peace with insomnia. Three words that perfectly sum up the existential loop of anyone who's ever had to make an important decision at 3 AM: eat, sleep, risk analysis—except you're definitely skipping step two. This design is for the gloriously unhinged overthinkers, productivity freaks, and data-obsessed humans who've decided sleep is just wasted anxiety-spiraling time. It's honest, it's chaotic, and it absolutely *gets it*. Whether you're calling it a eat sleep risk toddler shirt, insomnia humor toddler tee, dark humor kids shirt, or toddler shirt for sleep-deprived professionals, this one's earned its spot in your cart.
