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Delightfully Unhinged Unisex Heavy Cotton Tank Top who solve crimes with science and dark humor. Forensic scientists: solving murders by day, making great lovers by night (or so this shirt claims). Bold red and white typography declaring that forensic scientists don't just crack cases—they crack hearts. Because apparently, the ability to analyze bloodstain patterns and identify trace evidence is peak romance. Perfect for the scientist who keeps the crime lab running and isn't afraid to laugh about it. File this one under forensic science tank top, crime solving tank, or tank top for forensic scientists -- basically required gear at this point.
Forensic Scientists Make Great Lovers - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tank Top
$21.99