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Delightfully Unhinged Unisex Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee for food scientists who've stopped pretending to have all the answers. A brutally honest manifesto for every food scientist who's ever cut corners in the name of efficiency. This design captures the sacred art of professional assumption-making—because sometimes 'we don't know' is just a slower way of saying 'let's move on.' Perfect for anyone who's ever nodded knowingly at a hypothesis they had zero intention of verifying. It's the unofficial lab coat philosophy: precision is great, but expedience is peak performance. File this one under food science long sleeve shirt, scientific humor long sleeve tee, or long sleeve shirt for food scientists -- basically required gear at this point.