{"product_id":"how-to-make-an-attorney-unisex-cotton-ringer-t-shirt","title":"How To Make an Attorney - Unisex Cotton Ringer T-Shirt","description":"Delightfully Unhinged Unisex Cotton Ringer T-Shirt for lawyers who are done pretending to be serious. This isn't a recipe, it's a blueprint. Turns out the secret ingredient to making a functioning attorney is equal parts brainpower, comedic timing, and just enough chaotic energy to survive a deposition without losing it. Slap this on something and let every other lawyer in the room know you're the dangerous kind—the one with a sense of humor about the absolute absurdity of billable hours and Judge Judy reruns. File this one under lawyer humor t-shirt, attorney jokes tee, legal profession shirt, or t-shirt for lawyers -- basically required gear at this point.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Heather Grey\/Black \/ XS","offer_id":56075776360753,"sku":"12964965909230527938","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural\/Black \/ XS","offer_id":56075776393521,"sku":"27987354546939559437","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural\/Midnight Navy \/ XS","offer_id":56075776426289,"sku":"23548297772204589597","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White\/Black \/ XS","offer_id":56075776459057,"sku":"32285082782742962221","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Grey\/Black \/ S","offer_id":56075776491825,"sku":"17075621589385896688","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural\/Black \/ S","offer_id":56075776524593,"sku":"31328147255529356361","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural\/Midnight Navy \/ S","offer_id":56075776557361,"sku":"22180463139566256476","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White\/Black \/ S","offer_id":56075776590129,"sku":"18829710781259161671","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Grey\/Black \/ M","offer_id":56075776622897,"sku":"23057165907144152065","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural\/Midnight Navy \/ M","offer_id":56075776655665,"sku":"17707212711028757431","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White\/Black \/ M","offer_id":56075776688433,"sku":"11324395635693073663","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Grey\/Black \/ L","offer_id":56075776721201,"sku":"10267095696791956465","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural\/Black \/ L","offer_id":56075776753969,"sku":"75386433083838371343","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural\/Midnight Navy \/ L","offer_id":56075776786737,"sku":"58635833018895792959","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White\/Black \/ L","offer_id":56075776819505,"sku":"28137321143691177726","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Grey\/Black \/ XL","offer_id":56075776852273,"sku":"33958176622179601525","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White\/Black \/ XL","offer_id":56075776885041,"sku":"64681673369285324463","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Grey\/Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":56075776917809,"sku":"19149140470173067107","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural\/Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":56075776950577,"sku":"81910270172539556424","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural\/Midnight Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":56075776983345,"sku":"27724255635004956122","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White\/Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":56075777016113,"sku":"80424711907433119657","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Grey\/Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":56075777048881,"sku":"22939291926683917519","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural\/Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":56075777081649,"sku":"13153978816763678387","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural\/Midnight Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":56075777114417,"sku":"23286684265842353874","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White\/Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":56075777147185,"sku":"21136663723604983515","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1004\/9355\/8065\/files\/9084399764661795492_2048.jpg?v=1788345302","url":"https:\/\/everydayheroshop.com\/products\/how-to-make-an-attorney-unisex-cotton-ringer-t-shirt","provider":"Everyday Hero Shop - Occupation-Themed Shirts \u0026 Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}