I Am A Bartender, Therefore I Drink - Infant Fine Jersey Bodysuit
Heather / NB (0-3M)
$17.99
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Delightfully Unhinged Infant Fine Jersey Bodysuit for bartenders with a twisted sense of logic. A bartender walks into a tent. Okay, not literally—but the logic here is beautifully bonkers: "I am a Bartender. Therefore I Drink." It's the kind of syllogism that only makes sense after your third shift and sounds like pure genius at 2 a.m. Perfect for anyone who's ever justified questionable life choices with impeccable circular reasoning and a full pour. Yes, it's a bartender baby bodysuit, bar humor infant bodysuit, drinks onesie, or baby bodysuit for bartenders -- and yes, you need it.
I Am A Bartender, Therefore I Drink - Infant Fine Jersey Bodysuit
$17.99