{"product_id":"i-am-a-bartender-therefore-i-drink-kids-softstyle-tee","title":"I Am A Bartender, Therefore I Drink - Kids Softstyle Tee","description":"Delightfully Unhinged Kids Softstyle Tee for bartenders with a twisted sense of logic. A bartender walks into a tent. Okay, not literally—but the logic here is beautifully bonkers: \"I am a Bartender. Therefore I Drink.\" It's the kind of syllogism that only makes sense after your third shift and sounds like pure genius at 2 a.m. Perfect for anyone who's ever justified questionable life choices with impeccable circular reasoning and a full pour. Search it as a bartender kids shirt, bar humor kids tee, drinks youth shirt, or kids shirt for bartenders; either way, it's coming home with you.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Navy","offer_id":56557130449201,"sku":"26764857187208853997","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Red","offer_id":56557130481969,"sku":"22767983836596258024","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":56557130514737,"sku":"20069795754444706296","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":56557130547505,"sku":"32556298674571803755","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":56557130580273,"sku":"28943017365152095650","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Red","offer_id":56557130613041,"sku":"31953695997568004794","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Royal","offer_id":56557130645809,"sku":"22183941249784872650","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":56557130678577,"sku":"13465149811594018989","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":56557130711345,"sku":"32069995835077714779","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":56557130744113,"sku":"31955053996272581017","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Red","offer_id":56557130776881,"sku":"89941588506193255098","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Royal","offer_id":56557130809649,"sku":"35005606656196074369","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":56557130842417,"sku":"14104402737276563132","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":56557130875185,"sku":"90637727854947764420","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":56557130907953,"sku":"17117430630242471721","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Red","offer_id":56557130940721,"sku":"10574482275603734508","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Royal","offer_id":56557130973489,"sku":"21618390049593858674","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":56557131006257,"sku":"60160196134888416527","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":56557131039025,"sku":"14877756661409659865","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":56557131071793,"sku":"19613572252168408161","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Red","offer_id":56557131104561,"sku":"20094980196115920461","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Royal","offer_id":56557131137329,"sku":"11497240304942057845","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":56557131170097,"sku":"15612727465073501737","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":56557131202865,"sku":"17407423343074550761","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1004\/9355\/8065\/files\/1206775543443716266_2048.jpg?v=1790782181","url":"https:\/\/everydayheroshop.com\/products\/i-am-a-bartender-therefore-i-drink-kids-softstyle-tee","provider":"Everyday Hero Shop - Occupation-Themed Shirts \u0026 Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}