I Am A Bartender, Therefore I Drink - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
S / Red
$21.99
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Delightfully Unhinged Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee for bartenders with a twisted sense of logic. A bartender walks into a tent. Okay, not literally—but the logic here is beautifully bonkers: "I am a Bartender. Therefore I Drink." It's the kind of syllogism that only makes sense after your third shift and sounds like pure genius at 2 a.m. Perfect for anyone who's ever justified questionable life choices with impeccable circular reasoning and a full pour. Search it as a bartender t-shirt, bar humor tee, drinks shirt, or t-shirt for bartenders; either way, it's coming home with you.
I Am A Bartender, Therefore I Drink - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
$21.99