I Am A Bartender, Therefore I Drink - Unisex Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee

I Am A Bartender, Therefore I Drink - Unisex Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee

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$26.99
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I Am A Bartender, Therefore I Drink - Unisex Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee

I Am A Bartender, Therefore I Drink - Unisex Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee

$26.99
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Delightfully Unhinged Unisex Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee for bartenders with a twisted sense of logic. A bartender walks into a tent. Okay, not literally—but the logic here is beautifully bonkers: "I am a Bartender. Therefore I Drink." It's the kind of syllogism that only makes sense after your third shift and sounds like pure genius at 2 a.m. Perfect for anyone who's ever justified questionable life choices with impeccable circular reasoning and a full pour. File this one under bartender long sleeve shirt, bar humor long sleeve tee, or long sleeve shirt for bartenders -- basically required gear at this point.

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