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Delightfully Unhinged Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt for biologists tired of being mistaken for wizards. I AM A BIOLOGIST NOT A MAGICIAN — because apparently studying the microscopic mysteries of life means you're perpetually one wand wave away from confusion. This design is peak scientist energy: deadpan, slightly exasperated, and absolutely hilarious. Perfect for the lab rat who's tired of explaining that their superpower is knowing cell division, not card tricks. Wear it and watch people finally get the memo. Whether you're calling it a biologist sweatshirt, biology humor crewneck, or sweatshirt for biologists, this one's earned its spot in your cart.