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Delightfully Unhinged Unisex Heavy Cotton Tank Top for biologists tired of being mistaken for wizards. I AM A BIOLOGIST NOT A MAGICIAN — because apparently studying the microscopic mysteries of life means you're perpetually one wand wave away from confusion. This design is peak scientist energy: deadpan, slightly exasperated, and absolutely hilarious. Perfect for the lab rat who's tired of explaining that their superpower is knowing cell division, not card tricks. Wear it and watch people finally get the memo. File this one under biologist tank top, biology humor tank, or tank top for biologists -- basically required gear at this point.
I Am A Biologist ... Not A Magician - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tank Top
$21.99