I Am A Biologist, Therefore I Drink - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tank Top

I Am A Biologist, Therefore I Drink - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tank Top

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$21.99
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I Am A Biologist, Therefore I Drink - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tank Top

I Am A Biologist, Therefore I Drink - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tank Top

$21.99
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Delightfully Unhinged Unisex Heavy Cotton Tank Top for biologists who've accepted their nerdy fate. A biologist's manifesto, served with a side of unapologetic science nerd energy. I AM A BIOLOGIST, THEREFORE I DRINK — because apparently field research, lab hours, and explaining why your job matters requires some serious hydration strategy. Throw this on and watch fellow scientists nod in solidarity while everyone else slowly realizes you're not actually joking about the drinking part. Peak camp-energy meets peak lab-coat sass. File this one under biology tank top, biologist life tank, or tank top for biologists -- basically required gear at this point.

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