{"product_id":"i-am-a-cardiologist-therefore-i-drink-unisex-heavy-cotton-tee","title":"I Am A Cardiologist, Therefore I Drink - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee","description":"Delightfully Unhinged Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee for cardiologists who've made peace with their caffeine addiction. A cardiologist walks into a bar with their IV drip of espresso and declares their life philosophy: \"I am a cardiologist, therefore I drink.\" Because honestly, if you spend all day staring at hearts—literal ones, under stress tests, in cardiac caths—you've earned the right to mainline caffeine like it's a controlled substance. This design speaks directly to that sweet spot where medical expertise meets existential resignation, wrapped in a cheeky sense of humor that only someone who knows the difference between systole and your sanity can truly appreciate. Search it as a cardiologist t-shirt, cardiology humor tee, heart doctor shirt, or t-shirt for cardiologists; either way, it's coming home with you.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Red","offer_id":56308344521009,"sku":"22616561548810867192","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"S \/ Royal","offer_id":56308344553777,"sku":"21264718000011282982","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"S \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":56308344586545,"sku":"19388654982944115385","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":56308344619313,"sku":"33486954104493797430","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"S \/ Azalea","offer_id":56308344652081,"sku":"33170215828641283081","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":56308344684849,"sku":"33002646558652233901","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"M \/ Red","offer_id":56308344717617,"sku":"31143572408522152097","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"M \/ Royal","offer_id":56308344750385,"sku":"20480845524411000664","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"M \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":56308344783153,"sku":"81357626596362090352","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":56308344815921,"sku":"24163493526140028986","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"M \/ Azalea","offer_id":56308344848689,"sku":"17557836641870009968","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":56308344881457,"sku":"93106037468183602282","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"L \/ Red","offer_id":56308344914225,"sku":"22831158782482461037","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"L \/ Royal","offer_id":56308344946993,"sku":"56958062305056670177","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"L \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":56308344979761,"sku":"22181047427008955713","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":56308345012529,"sku":"14692794923693768244","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"L \/ Azalea","offer_id":56308345045297,"sku":"12473508923420505461","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":56308345078065,"sku":"33634259827049178815","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Red","offer_id":56308345110833,"sku":"11304907083624564764","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Royal","offer_id":56308345143601,"sku":"32646583586065072445","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":56308345176369,"sku":"24892126457081775055","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":56308345209137,"sku":"20419706141164811015","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Azalea","offer_id":56308345241905,"sku":"12495186693991743017","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":56308345274673,"sku":"14318089234758233588","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"2XL \/ Red","offer_id":56308345307441,"sku":"14171988502187027432","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"2XL \/ Royal","offer_id":56308345340209,"sku":"87373603131323473477","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"2XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":56308345372977,"sku":"20446309852284172266","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":56308345405745,"sku":"29866215237307791344","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"2XL \/ Azalea","offer_id":56308345438513,"sku":"17409200461894723110","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":56308345471281,"sku":"23478108416730496862","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"3XL \/ Red","offer_id":56308345504049,"sku":"92336108349108509119","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"3XL \/ Royal","offer_id":56308345536817,"sku":"84782171160130409580","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"3XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":56308345569585,"sku":"12685063909240460759","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":56308345602353,"sku":"21926040662936648069","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"3XL \/ Azalea","offer_id":56308345635121,"sku":"47522458701929804250","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":56308345667889,"sku":"12520582246729328448","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"4XL \/ Red","offer_id":56308345700657,"sku":"56586263141371284074","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"4XL \/ Royal","offer_id":56308345733425,"sku":"27727849342924227934","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"4XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":56308345766193,"sku":"55138300749655697474","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":56308345798961,"sku":"24935388302357804177","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"4XL \/ Azalea","offer_id":56308345831729,"sku":"12911093021883035738","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":56308345864497,"sku":"50752085645580869060","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"5XL \/ Red","offer_id":56308345897265,"sku":"63016683190355405954","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"5XL \/ Royal","offer_id":56308345930033,"sku":"23993611875230937205","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"5XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":56308345962801,"sku":"18022673863079358254","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":56308345995569,"sku":"21996673195502023221","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"5XL \/ Azalea","offer_id":56308346028337,"sku":"20036148370606733376","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":56308346061105,"sku":"31869412601997087766","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1004\/9355\/8065\/files\/7984075256462583962_2048.jpg?v=1789615789","url":"https:\/\/everydayheroshop.com\/products\/i-am-a-cardiologist-therefore-i-drink-unisex-heavy-cotton-tee","provider":"Everyday Hero Shop - Occupation-Themed Shirts \u0026 Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}