I Am A Cardiologist, Therefore I Drink - Unisex Ultra Cotton Tee

I Am A Cardiologist, Therefore I Drink - Unisex Ultra Cotton Tee

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$21.99
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I Am A Cardiologist, Therefore I Drink - Unisex Ultra Cotton Tee

I Am A Cardiologist, Therefore I Drink - Unisex Ultra Cotton Tee

$21.99
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Delightfully Unhinged Unisex Ultra Cotton Tee for cardiologists who've made peace with their caffeine addiction. A cardiologist walks into a bar with their IV drip of espresso and declares their life philosophy: "I am a cardiologist, therefore I drink." Because honestly, if you spend all day staring at hearts—literal ones, under stress tests, in cardiac caths—you've earned the right to mainline caffeine like it's a controlled substance. This design speaks directly to that sweet spot where medical expertise meets existential resignation, wrapped in a cheeky sense of humor that only someone who knows the difference between systole and your sanity can truly appreciate. File this one under cardiologist t-shirt, cardiology humor tee, heart doctor shirt, or t-shirt for cardiologists -- basically required gear at this point.

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