I Am A Dietitian ... Not A Magician - Infant Fine Jersey Bodysuit
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$17.99
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Delightfully Unhinged Infant Fine Jersey Bodysuit for dietitians tired of being mistaken for magicians. A bold declaration for anyone who's had to explain—for the thousandth time—that no, adjusting macros won't magically melt fat overnight. This design cuts through the nonsense with a perfectly timed punchline: you're a dietitian, not a wizard, though you basically perform miracles every day just with actual science instead of a top hat. Perfect for anyone who's sick of being asked 'can you just tell me the secret?' by people hoping for shortcuts that don't exist. Yes, it's a dietitian baby bodysuit, nutrition humor infant bodysuit, diet jokes onesie, or baby bodysuit for dietitians -- and yes, you need it.
I Am A Dietitian ... Not A Magician - Infant Fine Jersey Bodysuit
$17.99