{"product_id":"i-am-a-doctor-therefore-i-drink-square-stickers","title":"I Am A Doctor, Therefore I Drink - Square Stickers","description":"Savagely Funny Square Stickers for doctors who've accepted their fate. A doctor walks into a bar—literally, because what else are they gonna do after a 12-hour shift? This design nails the universal truth that doctors survive on caffeine, spite, and whatever's in the fridge at 2 AM. The logic is airtight: you are a doctor, therefore you drink. It's not cynicism, it's just science. Perfect for anyone who's ever questioned their career choices over a beverage. File this one under doctor humor sticker, medical profession stickers, or sticker for doctors -- basically required gear at this point.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":56308288979249,"sku":"28527142095347165065","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":56308289012017,"sku":"18129015531719667073","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":56308289044785,"sku":"29028145506473453073","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":56308289077553,"sku":"95120691492866977016","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1004\/9355\/8065\/files\/441706422592612390_2048.jpg?v=1789615393","url":"https:\/\/everydayheroshop.com\/products\/i-am-a-doctor-therefore-i-drink-square-stickers","provider":"Everyday Hero Shop - Occupation-Themed Shirts \u0026 Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}