I Am A Doctor, Therefore I Drink - Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt

I Am A Doctor, Therefore I Drink - Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt

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$34.99
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I Am A Doctor, Therefore I Drink - Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt

I Am A Doctor, Therefore I Drink - Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt

$34.99
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Savagely Funny Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt for doctors who've accepted their fate. A doctor walks into a bar—literally, because what else are they gonna do after a 12-hour shift? This design nails the universal truth that doctors survive on caffeine, spite, and whatever's in the fridge at 2 AM. The logic is airtight: you are a doctor, therefore you drink. It's not cynicism, it's just science. Perfect for anyone who's ever questioned their career choices over a beverage. File this one under doctor humor hoodie, medical profession hooded sweatshirt, doctor life pullover hoodie, or hoodie for doctors -- basically required gear at this point.

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