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Irreverently Honest Kids Softstyle Tee for teachers who've earned their wine by 3pm. A brutally honest ode to the teaching profession: "I am a teacher, therefore I drink." Because lesson planning, grading papers, and wrangling 30 tiny humans all day isn't a personality quirk—it's a legitimate lifestyle requiring adequate hydration (the alcoholic kind). This design gets it. Perfect for the educator who's done with euphemisms and ready to own the chaos. Search it as a teacher life kids shirt, classroom humor kids tee, teacher coffee youth shirt, or kids shirt for teachers; either way, it's coming home with you.
I Am A Teacher, Therefore I Drink - Kids Softstyle Tee
$18.99