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Irreverently Honest Toddler Short Sleeve Tee for teachers who've earned their wine by 3pm. A brutally honest ode to the teaching profession: "I am a teacher, therefore I drink." Because lesson planning, grading papers, and wrangling 30 tiny humans all day isn't a personality quirk—it's a legitimate lifestyle requiring adequate hydration (the alcoholic kind). This design gets it. Perfect for the educator who's done with euphemisms and ready to own the chaos. Whether you're calling it a teacher life toddler shirt, classroom humor toddler tee, teacher coffee kids shirt, or toddler shirt for teachers, this one's earned its spot in your cart.
I Am A Teacher, Therefore I Drink - Toddler Short Sleeve Tee
$17.99