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Irreverently Honest Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt for teachers who've earned their wine by 3pm. A brutally honest ode to the teaching profession: "I am a teacher, therefore I drink." Because lesson planning, grading papers, and wrangling 30 tiny humans all day isn't a personality quirk—it's a legitimate lifestyle requiring adequate hydration (the alcoholic kind). This design gets it. Perfect for the educator who's done with euphemisms and ready to own the chaos. File this one under teacher life hoodie, classroom humor hooded sweatshirt, teacher coffee pullover hoodie, or hoodie for teachers -- basically required gear at this point.
I Am A Teacher, Therefore I Drink - Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt
$41.99