I Am An Analytical Chemist, Therefore I Drink - Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt
$34.99
Sarcastically Logical Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt for analytical chemists who've accepted their caffeine dependency. An existential manifesto for lab people everywhere: a hilariously airtight logical proof that drinking is just science. If you're an analytical chemist, you've probably used some version of this argument to justify your fifth espresso before 2 PM. Witty, bold, and absolutely the vibe of anyone who spends their days pipetting solutions and their evenings explaining why their job is cooler than it sounds. File this one under analytical chemistry hoodie, chemist humor hooded sweatshirt, lab life pullover hoodie, or hoodie for analytical chemists -- basically required gear at this point.