I Am An Analytical Chemist, Therefore I Drink - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tank Top
$21.99
Sarcastically Logical Unisex Heavy Cotton Tank Top for analytical chemists who've accepted their caffeine dependency. An existential manifesto for lab people everywhere: a hilariously airtight logical proof that drinking is just science. If you're an analytical chemist, you've probably used some version of this argument to justify your fifth espresso before 2 PM. Witty, bold, and absolutely the vibe of anyone who spends their days pipetting solutions and their evenings explaining why their job is cooler than it sounds. File this one under analytical chemistry tank top, chemist humor tank, or tank top for analytical chemists -- basically required gear at this point.