{"product_id":"i-am-an-analytical-chemist-therefore-i-drink-wall-clock","title":"I Am An Analytical Chemist, Therefore I Drink - Wall Clock","description":"Sarcastically Logical Wall Clock for analytical chemists who've accepted their caffeine dependency. An existential manifesto for lab people everywhere: a hilariously airtight logical proof that drinking is just science. If you're an analytical chemist, you've probably used some version of this argument to justify your fifth espresso before 2 PM. Witty, bold, and absolutely the vibe of anyone who spends their days pipetting solutions and their evenings explaining why their job is cooler than it sounds. Whether you're calling it a analytical chemistry wall clock, chemist humor clock, or wall clock for analytical chemists, this one's earned its spot in your cart.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black Base \/ Black \/ 10\"","offer_id":56124495167793,"sku":"14094214726849507668","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Base \/ White \/ 10\"","offer_id":56124495200561,"sku":"13689087325303850208","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White Base \/ Black \/ 10\"","offer_id":56124495233329,"sku":"50842731896406994581","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White Base \/ White \/ 10\"","offer_id":56124495266097,"sku":"21941538154167654032","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Wooden Base \/ Black \/ 10\"","offer_id":56124495298865,"sku":"24116107179716364915","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Wooden Base \/ White \/ 10\"","offer_id":56124495331633,"sku":"21503843842850257930","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/everydayheroshop.com\/products\/i-am-an-analytical-chemist-therefore-i-drink-wall-clock","provider":"Everyday Hero Shop - Occupation-Themed Shirts \u0026 Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}