I Am An Astronomer ... Not A Magician - Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt
$29.99
Delightfully Unhinged Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt for astronomers who are tired of the magic trick comparisons. Because apparently watching galaxies collide and discovering exoplanets is somehow less impressive than making a rabbit disappear? This design is for everyone who's had to explain—for the millionth time—that no, they don't read tarot cards, and yes, they actually do use math. A perfect laugh-cry moment for anyone in the field of real cosmic discovery. Whether you're calling it a astronomer sweatshirt, astronomy crewneck, or sweatshirt for astronomers, this one's earned its spot in your cart.
