I Am An Astronomer ... Not A Magician - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tank Top
$21.99
Delightfully Unhinged Unisex Heavy Cotton Tank Top for astronomers who are tired of the magic trick comparisons. Because apparently watching galaxies collide and discovering exoplanets is somehow less impressive than making a rabbit disappear? This design is for everyone who's had to explain—for the millionth time—that no, they don't read tarot cards, and yes, they actually do use math. A perfect laugh-cry moment for anyone in the field of real cosmic discovery. File this one under astronomer tank top, astronomy tank, or tank top for astronomers -- basically required gear at this point.