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Sarcastically Self-Aware Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt for lawyers who've made peace with their life choices. I Am An Attorney Therefore I Drink — the unofficial motto of everyone who passed the bar and immediately questioned that decision. This tongue-in-cheek design perfectly captures the symbiotic relationship between law and libations, delivered in bold, unapologetic typography with a drink glass icon that's doing heavy lifting. Whether you're billing at midnight or drowning your courtroom sorrows, this is your spirit animal in graphic form. Whether you're calling it a lawyer sweatshirt, attorney humor crewneck, or sweatshirt for lawyers, this one's earned its spot in your cart.
I Am An Attorney, Therefore I Drink - Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt
$29.99