I Used to Have a Life...Biologist - Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt
S / Red
$29.99
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Delightfully Unhinged Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt for biologists who've traded their lab coat for a chaotic life. A brutally honest confession wrapped in bold retro vibes: this design captures that moment every biologist secretly thinks about—when the realities of adult life hit harder than a PhD defense. Red text screams the beautiful lie you used to tell yourself, while white lettering drops the punchline: yep, you're a biologist now, and that's definitely not what you imagined. Perfect for anyone who loved science enough to make it a job, then realized jobs are just jobs. Self-aware, hilarious, and deeply relatable to anyone in the sciences who's questioning their life choices (in the best way possible). Whether you're calling it a biologist humor sweatshirt, science career crewneck, or sweatshirt for biologists, this one's earned its spot in your cart.
I Used to Have a Life...Biologist - Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt
$29.99