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Delightfully Unhinged Women's Midweight Cotton Tee for biologists who've traded their lab coat for a chaotic life. A brutally honest confession wrapped in bold retro vibes: this design captures that moment every biologist secretly thinks about—when the realities of adult life hit harder than a PhD defense. Red text screams the beautiful lie you used to tell yourself, while white lettering drops the punchline: yep, you're a biologist now, and that's definitely not what you imagined. Perfect for anyone who loved science enough to make it a job, then realized jobs are just jobs. Self-aware, hilarious, and deeply relatable to anyone in the sciences who's questioning their life choices (in the best way possible). Yes, it's a biologist humor t-shirt, science career tee, lab life shirt, or t-shirt for biologists -- and yes, you need it.