{"product_id":"keep-calm-and-call-a-biologist-mouse-pad-rectangle","title":"Keep Calm and Call a Biologist - Mouse Pad (Rectangle)","description":"Irreverently British Mouse Pad (Rectangle) for biologists who need permission to not be fine. The classic \"Keep Calm\" poster gets a much-needed upgrade for the people who actually save the world—biologists. This isn't a call to zen out during traffic; it's a gentle reminder that when chaos erupts (and in biology, something is *always* erupting), the solution is to phone a professional. Perfect for lab coats, coffee breaks, and the existential dread that comes with microbiology. Wear it like the badge of honor it is. Whether you're calling it a biologist mouse pad, science humor mousepad, or mouse pad for biologists, this one's earned its spot in your cart.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"9\" × 8\" \/ Rectangle","offer_id":56699439710513,"sku":"58273420737194123593","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1004\/9355\/8065\/files\/9561040316425970735_2048.jpg?v=1791566534","url":"https:\/\/everydayheroshop.com\/products\/keep-calm-and-call-a-biologist-mouse-pad-rectangle","provider":"Everyday Hero Shop - Occupation-Themed Shirts \u0026 Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}