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Hilariously Impractical Toddler Short Sleeve Tee for farmers who've given up on staying zen. A cheeky twist on everyone's favorite motivational poster—except instead of keeping calm, you're calling in backup. Perfect for the farmer who knows that 'stay zen' doesn't exist when the tractor breaks down at harvest, the weather forecast lies, or the cows decide today's the day to rebel. This is peak farm humor: ironic, relatable, and printed on stuff you'll actually want to wear (or slap on your coffee mug while muttering about feed prices). Whether you're calling it a farmer toddler shirt, farming toddler tee, keep calm parody kids shirt, or toddler shirt for farmers, this one's earned its spot in your cart.
Keep Calm and Call a Farmer - Toddler Short Sleeve Tee
$17.99