{"product_id":"keep-calm-and-call-an-actuary-toddler-short-sleeve-tee","title":"Keep Calm and Call an Actuary - Toddler Short Sleeve Tee","description":"Delightfully Irreverent Toddler Short Sleeve Tee for actuaries with a sense of humor about their existence. Because sometimes the only way to survive a career spent calculating death and taxes is to laugh about it. This cheeky twist on the classic 'Keep Calm' poster swaps the patronizing advice for something actually useful: calling an actuary. Perfect for the spreadsheet sorcerers who've made an art form of turning chaos into algorithms and somehow convinced everyone that risk assessment is a personality. Whether you're calling it a actuary toddler shirt, keep calm parody toddler tee, workplace humor kids shirt, or toddler shirt for actuaries, this one's earned its spot in your cart.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ 2T","offer_id":56040429748529,"sku":"22644678482297277072","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ 2T","offer_id":56040429781297,"sku":"30991463668488149588","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 2T","offer_id":56040429814065,"sku":"22415951769320947987","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2T","offer_id":56040429846833,"sku":"18560438683821440828","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2T","offer_id":56040429879601,"sku":"22267010502463828696","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 2T","offer_id":56040429912369,"sku":"28001776169802284519","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Columbia Blue \/ 2T","offer_id":56040429945137,"sku":"21521599232972701101","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey \/ 2T","offer_id":56040429977905,"sku":"84542347313078733706","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Dust \/ 2T","offer_id":56040430010673,"sku":"71751643402519243628","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Maroon \/ 2T","offer_id":56040430043441,"sku":"19325204998245840190","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ 2T","offer_id":56040430076209,"sku":"26081167972039826589","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ 2T","offer_id":56040430108977,"sku":"90205286639185947652","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Stone \/ 2T","offer_id":56040430141745,"sku":"37595660001126600089","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Yellow Gold \/ 2T","offer_id":56040430174513,"sku":"10301808167678912017","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly \/ 2T","offer_id":56040430207281,"sku":"64121455215036345926","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2T","offer_id":56040430240049,"sku":"31311483784866092454","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 2T","offer_id":56040430272817,"sku":"30726728465712146467","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow \/ 2T","offer_id":56040430305585,"sku":"45306286596490765839","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3T","offer_id":56040430338353,"sku":"20500529674128249792","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ 3T","offer_id":56040430371121,"sku":"26321052190563619613","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 3T","offer_id":56040430403889,"sku":"31436318762168076026","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3T","offer_id":56040430436657,"sku":"27538630519003391465","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3T","offer_id":56040430469425,"sku":"92207987547409657399","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 3T","offer_id":56040430502193,"sku":"94842858804350905736","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Columbia Blue \/ 3T","offer_id":56040430534961,"sku":"30070254058401870187","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey \/ 3T","offer_id":56040430567729,"sku":"29679482480798951225","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Dust \/ 3T","offer_id":56040430600497,"sku":"30046019496400897495","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Maroon \/ 3T","offer_id":56040430633265,"sku":"32033098044116799083","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ 3T","offer_id":56040430666033,"sku":"88252427997751772319","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ 3T","offer_id":56040430698801,"sku":"41411417075165501646","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Stone \/ 3T","offer_id":56040430731569,"sku":"29471532238720136102","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Yellow Gold \/ 3T","offer_id":56040430764337,"sku":"85575461099201482991","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly \/ 3T","offer_id":56040430797105,"sku":"21394576286649393991","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3T","offer_id":56040430829873,"sku":"25144903966389386431","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 3T","offer_id":56040430862641,"sku":"11178232193085729639","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow \/ 3T","offer_id":56040430895409,"sku":"28422004388865645802","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4T","offer_id":56040430928177,"sku":"33327485242136821529","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ 4T","offer_id":56040430960945,"sku":"16546873791901147562","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 4T","offer_id":56040430993713,"sku":"55120854616257506383","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4T","offer_id":56040431026481,"sku":"13068379149889999833","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4T","offer_id":56040431059249,"sku":"12063402608763918417","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 4T","offer_id":56040431092017,"sku":"28710200099426883815","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Columbia Blue \/ 4T","offer_id":56040431124785,"sku":"14119023373013146385","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey \/ 4T","offer_id":56040431157553,"sku":"21894314877680871855","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Dust \/ 4T","offer_id":56040431190321,"sku":"12930396438623929704","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Maroon \/ 4T","offer_id":56040431223089,"sku":"12922751381444119139","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ 4T","offer_id":56040431255857,"sku":"25481423651803384099","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ 4T","offer_id":56040431288625,"sku":"14353061766215320360","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Stone \/ 4T","offer_id":56040431321393,"sku":"15047329730886074543","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Yellow Gold \/ 4T","offer_id":56040431354161,"sku":"10548554803077863359","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly \/ 4T","offer_id":56040431386929,"sku":"25805551306694367970","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 4T","offer_id":56040431419697,"sku":"31166874871779129856","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 4T","offer_id":56040431452465,"sku":"23395880391213831615","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow \/ 4T","offer_id":56040431485233,"sku":"30118787135804149715","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5T","offer_id":56040431518001,"sku":"18183584567184589670","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ 5T","offer_id":56040431550769,"sku":"19657185598851854178","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 5T","offer_id":56040431583537,"sku":"10839361138363290521","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5T","offer_id":56040431616305,"sku":"33118901263243653980","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5T","offer_id":56040431649073,"sku":"10571340427847074532","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 5T","offer_id":56040431681841,"sku":"26341709538960315036","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Columbia Blue \/ 5T","offer_id":56040431714609,"sku":"39287262656933911743","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey \/ 5T","offer_id":56040431747377,"sku":"33773319379090028575","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Dust \/ 5T","offer_id":56040431780145,"sku":"31651926305212937248","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Maroon \/ 5T","offer_id":56040431812913,"sku":"10872618652755571627","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ 5T","offer_id":56040431845681,"sku":"32746931408138668739","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ 5T","offer_id":56040431878449,"sku":"15951653647092519447","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Stone \/ 5T","offer_id":56040431911217,"sku":"21751425302530527792","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Yellow Gold \/ 5T","offer_id":56040431943985,"sku":"60551871898764275523","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly \/ 5T","offer_id":56040431976753,"sku":"74186773738120410827","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 5T","offer_id":56040432009521,"sku":"33664266799934204356","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 5T","offer_id":56040432042289,"sku":"33078745160386766321","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow \/ 5T","offer_id":56040432075057,"sku":"98537990423720215367","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1004\/9355\/8065\/files\/9835706255371130267_2048.jpg?v=1788141689","url":"https:\/\/everydayheroshop.com\/products\/keep-calm-and-call-an-actuary-toddler-short-sleeve-tee","provider":"Everyday Hero Shop - Occupation-Themed Shirts \u0026 Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}