Miracles and Assistant Principals - Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt
$22.99
Brutally Honest Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt for assistant principals who've stopped pretending to believe in magic. An assistant principal's honest mission statement printed in bold, no-nonsense block letters. This design cuts through the motivational poster nonsense with a dry, hilarious admission: miracles aren't happening on your watch—you're running on caffeine, spreadsheets, and sheer spite. Perfect for the admin who's seen enough miracle-expecting parents and knows exactly what actually keeps a school running. Wear this to parent-teacher conferences and watch people get real nervous. Whether you're calling it a assistant principal t-shirt, school administration tee, education humor shirt, or t-shirt for assistant principals, this one's earned its spot in your cart.
