{"product_id":"miracles-and-attorneys-unisex-ultra-cotton-long-sleeve-tee","title":"Miracles and Attorneys - Unisex Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee","description":"Unapologetically Sarcastic Unisex Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee for lawyers who've accepted their cynical reality. Finally, a design that captures the beautiful existential dread of the legal profession. This honest gem cuts through the myth-making: lawyers don't believe in miracles, they believe in billable hours, precedent, and the soul-crushing weight of case law. It's the perfect gift for anyone who's traded idealism for a partner track and a 401(k). Wear it to depositions, court appearances, or just stare at it sadly over your third espresso at 9 PM while buried in discovery. File this one under attorney humor long sleeve shirt, legal profession long sleeve tee, or long sleeve shirt for lawyers -- basically required gear at this point.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Red","offer_id":56074078912817,"sku":"26914210363978675098","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Royal","offer_id":56074078945585,"sku":"14246878195556412346","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":56074078978353,"sku":"10887003056270390639","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":56074079011121,"sku":"32145121807168862440","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":56074079043889,"sku":"23414309235378894280","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Red","offer_id":56074079076657,"sku":"75827849192205640674","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Royal","offer_id":56074079109425,"sku":"59622889729891493648","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":56074079142193,"sku":"89472468942427953908","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":56074079174961,"sku":"16329227265919903930","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":56074079207729,"sku":"16895407207917832244","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Red","offer_id":56074079240497,"sku":"33465374255468100800","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Royal","offer_id":56074079273265,"sku":"25288076035930976727","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":56074079306033,"sku":"42648196143719149921","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":56074079338801,"sku":"65649141895382672698","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":56074079371569,"sku":"23509162243060299189","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Red","offer_id":56074079404337,"sku":"22554631916216978032","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Royal","offer_id":56074079437105,"sku":"28927676159620536277","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":56074079469873,"sku":"28534433158216473926","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":56074079502641,"sku":"12853928152152637730","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":56074079535409,"sku":"32162508084909237696","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Red","offer_id":56074079568177,"sku":"28721284560787631770","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Royal","offer_id":56074079600945,"sku":"11217800210018671625","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":56074079633713,"sku":"27388386597399229059","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":56074079666481,"sku":"26563234854998417682","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":56074079699249,"sku":"29033652228418178609","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Red","offer_id":56074079732017,"sku":"26135150478097478632","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Royal","offer_id":56074079764785,"sku":"98201702404085168986","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":56074079797553,"sku":"23020967389622998947","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":56074079830321,"sku":"24005302268952395624","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":56074079863089,"sku":"14117308791720889054","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Red","offer_id":56074079895857,"sku":"60112090867024101070","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Royal","offer_id":56074079928625,"sku":"52872693983352486410","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":56074079961393,"sku":"10097051766365235878","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":56074079994161,"sku":"12410986713255609002","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Red","offer_id":56074080026929,"sku":"23085107169559514668","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Royal","offer_id":56074080059697,"sku":"20750475085246121989","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":56074080092465,"sku":"50987074996008235230","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":56074080125233,"sku":"33452634696738994618","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1004\/9355\/8065\/files\/16777479546838735667_2048.jpg?v=1788342260","url":"https:\/\/everydayheroshop.com\/products\/miracles-and-attorneys-unisex-ultra-cotton-long-sleeve-tee","provider":"Everyday Hero Shop - Occupation-Themed Shirts \u0026 Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}