{"product_id":"miracles-and-chemists-toddler-short-sleeve-tee","title":"Miracles and Chemists - Toddler Short Sleeve Tee","description":"Delightfully Unhinged Toddler Short Sleeve Tee for chemists who run on math and molecules (not miracles). A brutally honest take on the chemistry life: no faith in magic, all faith in reproducible reactions and peer-reviewed data. This design is for the scientist who's seen too many 'it's just chemistry!' explanations for things that absolutely require actual chemistry to work. Witty, irreverent, and speaking directly to anyone whose superpower is making things happen in a beaker—not through wishful thinking. Whether you're calling it a chemistry humor toddler shirt, chemist life toddler tee, science jokes kids shirt, or toddler shirt for chemists, this one's earned its spot in your cart.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ 3T","offer_id":56678416056625,"sku":"73494013108448035256","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 3T","offer_id":56678416089393,"sku":"20625508262307589555","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 3T","offer_id":56678416122161,"sku":"98542069401696514236","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 3T","offer_id":56678416154929,"sku":"19223850633990931906","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5T","offer_id":56678416187697,"sku":"10546932804951767277","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 5T","offer_id":56678416220465,"sku":"31643144023631921231","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 5T","offer_id":56678416253233,"sku":"49052874924502767919","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 5T","offer_id":56678416286001,"sku":"10939307353171536172","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1004\/9355\/8065\/files\/7138531805213876298_2048.jpg?v=1791471527","url":"https:\/\/everydayheroshop.com\/products\/miracles-and-chemists-toddler-short-sleeve-tee","provider":"Everyday Hero Shop - Occupation-Themed Shirts \u0026 Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}