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Delightfully Cynical Ceramic Mug, (11oz, 15oz) for correctional officers who've earned their skepticism. A brutally honest confession from someone who's seen the system up close and decided miracles aren't in the job description. This design captures the gallows humor of correctional work—where pragmatism beats optimism and you rely on procedure, not providence. Perfect for officers who've learned that the real miracle is making it through shift without incident. Whether you're calling it a correctional officer mug, prison humor coffee mug, dark humor coffee cup, or mug for correctional officers, this one's earned its spot in your cart.