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Delightfully Unhinged Infant Fine Jersey Bodysuit for nurse midwives who've earned their coffee addiction. Nurse Midwife? I Don't Believe in Miracles... I Rely on Them. Because let's be real: you catch babies, manage chaos, hold terrified hands, and somehow make it all look like you slept more than three hours last week. This design is for the midwives who know that the actual miracle isn't divine intervention—it's getting through a 24-hour shift without committing to a cabin in the woods. Snappy, sarcastic, and absolutely on-brand for someone who believes in hard work, expertise, and maybe just a tiny bit of caffeine-fueled magic. Yes, it's a nurse midwife baby bodysuit, midwifery humor infant bodysuit, childbirth onesie, or baby bodysuit for nurse midwives -- and yes, you need it.