National 'Sleep With an Astronomer' Day - Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt
$34.99
Delightfully Unhinged Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt for astronomers and night shift warriors. Because apparently the best way to celebrate National Sleep Day is to stay up all night staring at the cosmos like a caffeinated lunatic. This design is a love letter to everyone who trades REM cycles for red-eye observations—astronomers, insomniacs, and anyone who's confused 'midnight snack' with 'midnight telescope session.' Fair warning: wearing this might actually make you more sleep-deprived just from the existential irony alone. File this one under astronomer hoodie, astronomy hooded sweatshirt, night shift pullover hoodie, or hoodie for astronomers, night shift workers -- basically required gear at this point.
